banana YOU!

knock knock,
whos there
banana,
banana who?
BANANA YOU!
give me some hungry chicken

give me some hungry chicken

Anonymous asked: Hi

Anonymous asked: Why do you talk crap about your brother on tumblr?

those were along time ago. i was angry

LDang it tumblr keeps on making it turn to the right. But this is how I spend my spring break. Lezz all thank Ashley for being my model hahaha. Srsly why am I a bio major. I have no idea what I’m doing.

LDang it tumblr keeps on making it turn to the right. But this is how I spend my spring break. Lezz all thank Ashley for being my model hahaha. Srsly why am I a bio major. I have no idea what I’m doing.

Me: why is it so hot in here (house)
Mom: maybe because you’re on menopause?

….. I don’t even know!

Life

girlatsunrise:

I did not see that coming.

(Source: which-is-the-color-of-your-smile, via jackson2tall)

coeurdephoque:

heyitswooj:

vacantthrone:

snappleshampoo:

42 SONG POP PUNK MASHUP

Songs Sampled:

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade
Green Day - Good Riddance
Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
blink-182 - What’s My Age Again?
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle
We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet
Third Eye Blind - Graduate
All Time Low - Weightless
All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In
Switchfoot - Meant to Live
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down
My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise)
Boys Like Girls - Thunder
30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
Relient K - Be My Escape
Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance
Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything
Paramore - Misery Business
Rise Against - Savior
Sum 41 - Fat Lip
My Chemical Romance - Teenagers
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom
All American Rejects - Gives You Hell
blink-182 - Feeling This
Lit - My Own Worst Enemy
Sum 41 - In Too Deep
The Cab - One of THOSE Nights
Relient K - High of 75
blink-182 - I Miss You
Paramore - That’s What You Get
AFI - Miss Murder
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem
Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves
30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge
A Day to Remember - All I Want
Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over
Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
Cartel - Say Anything (Else)
Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure
Rise Against - Audience of One
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down

will always love this

omfg

*O*

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2 weeks ago - 32321

Dear God 1/30

rudyfrancisco:

When I was 12

I asked God to make me 6 foot 5.

I’m my opinion

Michael Jordan was Jesus,

Nazareth was a city in North Carolina,

The best time to pray was during 4th quarter

And basketball was the only religion worth dying for

Dear God

I’ve been pronouncing your name incorrectly.

I wrote it down wrong

And I’ve been saying it that way ever since.

God, I’m not sure why you stuck around

After the nights when I cursed into the sky

Hoping you would hear me.

I looked you in the eye,

Said “Gods need people more than people need Gods”

I told you that you are nothing without me.

Faith was a sanitation wipe I used when my hands felt dirty

I’m sorry for treating you like a slot machine inside of heavens casino,

For throwing quarters into the face of salvation

Hoping a winged blessing will lose flight

and turn my lap into its home.

God

Do you ever get tired of being the glass we break

When all other options have failed?

Are you tired of seeing our faces pressed against your window?

Does the sound of us clawing at your door keep you awake night?

Do you ever sleep?

Do you hate the sound of our voices?

Do you get angry when we ask you for something

Without thanking you for everything that you’ve already done for us?

Do get pissed when we take all of the credit for our success?

Have you forgiven us for how we treated your son?

I imagine

Some days

You clinch your fist tighter than a bear trap with a closed mouth.

I imagine

Sometimes

You close your eyes,

Send all the prayers to voicemail,

And you let us

Sort things out for ourselves