Did you survive Avada Kedavra?
neyugnymax: ‘Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.
darleeparamoi: “Our love is like a gamboy In a relationship you need trust, love, & care & with a gameboy, you have the game, the battery, and the gameboy system We are the batteries, you’re the Duracell and I’m the energizer two complete opposite brands but we work together to keep the game alive.” him & his stupid analogies. gahh i misch you :)
On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward are...
iamthelawrence: I couldn’t not reblog this. Sorry for the spoilers, but this was so hilariously funny when it came up during the film.
A for July: I was catching up with my aunt when... →
dinhna: I was catching up with my aunt when she came down to visit July 4th weekend. I kept asking her questions about my cousin’s boyfriend. She didn’t know anything about him. I was confused. He came with them here. I thought she’d know him more or like him more or just give a shit about him more in… boys take out a pen and paper. jot down some notes. CLASS DISMISSED!
dinhna: bellsthatneversing: when we were in...
School Themed Wedding
aboop: I feel you in my bonesssss
STAR WARS DOUBLE ENTENDRES! because im a...
“She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.” “Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?” “I have… felt him, my master.” (It gets worse. The Emperor’s line in reply? “Strange that I have not.”) “Luke, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?” “Lost Tiree, lost...
double entendres because im more of the mature...
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus??